oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
(Source: beauxbatons, via womanseekingpotato)
Anonymous said: I need some sex advice. How do I approach a guy and ask him to beep boop my neep noop. Also for him to nittle my bittles. Thak u.
well first of all don’t use that kind of language
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute