Black Tumblr Themes

You:  "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1:  "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2:  "come back to bed"
Friend3:  *various sex noises*
Friend4:  "tell her I said hi"
Friend5:  "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6:  *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7:  "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
"Weeping is not the same thing as crying. It takes your whole body to weep, and when it’s over, you feel like you don’t have any bones left to hold you up."
-Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer  (via sinksmedeeper)

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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