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poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

I respect people who smoke weed but not when they have a kid second handing that shit

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

jarrodmatthew:

does anyone have barbie clothes they want to mail me for a project i’m doing on gender?

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”