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icantfindacreativeurl:

In Greece we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Στον πουτσο μου λουλούδια και γύρω γύρω μέλισσες” which is translated to “there are flowers and bees around my dick” and I think this is beautiful





cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents

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linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

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